I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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