We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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