She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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