I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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