And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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