I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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