i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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