Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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