Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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