Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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