You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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