I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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