Banned from zoo.
Again?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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