If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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