So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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