My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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