WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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