People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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