at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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