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  • 93 61
    Submitted by A5hl3y90 on Aug 31, 12 at 2:45pm

    He's a Captain, he has the authority to be a verb, noun, adjective, or whatever floats his boat. No pun intended haha

  • 79 52
    Submitted by BigCountry615 on Sep 6, 12 at 11:28am

    Lmfao

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Alisunshine12 on Aug 31, 12 at 1:23pm

    I didn't know Captain Morgan was a verb. :p

  • 81 63
    Submitted by ohmmmmegan on Sep 1, 12 at 12:25am

    Welcome to east texas where anything and everything can be a verb!

  • 77 81
    Submitted by crockpot on Aug 31, 12 at 5:49pm

    I'm thinking OP is a chick thus the need to Captain Morgan it and the thong at hand.