I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
tell me about the fingering
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