It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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