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  I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.

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  Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 15, 12 at 10:25pm

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  Watermelon cunt head, is now my new favorite insult. Along with cocktard, dickhead, snooki, and Richard Nixon

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  Submitted by codeacula on Jan 15, 12 at 10:56am

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  Worf always served the Enterprise well. He doesn't deserve such disdain.

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  Submitted by Leeping1 on Jan 16, 12 at 5:48am

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  Incorrect use of "but not limited to". Sounding smart? Nice try!!

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  Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 16, 12 at 4:50am

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  What does a person even do to deserve nicknames like that?

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