It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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