Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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