Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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