YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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