omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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