dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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