Three words: puerto rican gang bang
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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