another moral hangover. fuck.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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