ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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