oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Found the puke drawer
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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