Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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