i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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