Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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