Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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