I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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