Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
there is puke in my bra ... again
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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