whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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