We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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