You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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