haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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