I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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