I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
where am i from again
My pussy is not your playground.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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