You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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