Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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