i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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