Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
she was so not down for the gang bang
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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