hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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