i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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